Now for a rebuttal from the favorite hope for a volcanic eruption causing the disasters listed in 3 Nephi. These are the so-called details in the Book of Mormon for an alleged volcanic eruption:
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volcano” – I made that up. The word volcano occurs nowhere in the Book of Mormon.
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a great storm” – a storm, not a volcano. A volcano is not a storm.
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thunder” – a thunderstorm, not a volcano. See “lightnings” below.
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did shake the whole earth” (now that we know “all the land” means a tiny part of Mesoamerica, we can be confident in assuming that “shake the whole earth” means a floorboard creaked

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lightnings” – a thunderstorm, not a volcano. A volcano is not lightning. See “thunder” above” “Thunder and lightning” is a common description for a rainstorm, not for a “volcano-storm.”
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city . . . did take fire” – Maybe a horse kicked over a lantern in a barn

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city . . . did sink into the depths of the sea” – not into the crater of a volcano
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the earth was carried up upon the city” – I will forego the linguistic problems here.
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in place of the city there became a great mountain” - not a lake of magma, but a mountain
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great and terrible destruction” – This is not “far more detailed,” it’s far more vague than a description of a genuine volcanic eruption.
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the whole face of the land was changed” – the small area in Central America where this happened, but it was not changed by any volcano. The verse explains itself, saying the change was caused by:
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the tempest and the whirlwinds, and the thunderings and the lightnings, and the exceedingly great quaking of the whole earth” – but no volcanoes, eruptions, lava flows, no dense grain-sized volcanic dust
“the whole face of the land was changed” – From the limited geography view, this would be someone’s backyard
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the tempest and the whirlwinds, and the thunderings and the lightnings” (3:12) – wind, wind, thunder and lightning,
not volcano, volcano, volcano and volcano
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the exceedingly great quaking of the whole earth” – a few acres
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highways were broken up, and the level roads were spoiled” – they are here, too, where I am, but volcanoes had nothing to do with it.
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and many smooth places became rough” – remember: “far more detail”
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many great and notable cities were sunk” – no mention of sinking into a caldera
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many were burned” – no mention of a fireball, a volcano erupting, lava, magma
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many were shaken till the buildings thereof had fallen to the earth” – this sounds like an earthquake
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and the inhabitants thereof were slain, and the places were left desolate” – according to apologists, the word “desolate” or “desolation” in the Book of Mormon means only that there weren’t any trees, or not very many trees. So I guess this is a Nephite idiom for “all the trees got knocked down” – or does “desolate” now mean something different?
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some cities … remained” – cities on the periphery of the thunderstorms and earthquake
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some … were carried away in the whirlwind” – obviously a tornado. Unless it’s a hurricane. “Whirlwind” is vague, not “far more detail”. It does not give enough detail to let us know if this is a tornado, a hurricane, a monsoon, or wherever.
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and whither they went no man knoweth, save they know that they were carried away.” – Enoch was carried away, too, but not by a volcano; maybe these were the righteous being lifted up into heaven
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the face of the whole earth became deformed, because of the tempests, and the thunderings, and the lightnings, and the quaking of the earth”(8:17) – Didn’t he already write this? Did he forget, and that’s why he’s repeating it? I was told other parts of the Book of Mormon are repetitious because of its important religious teaching. And I read that only the most important things that will lead to salvation are recorded on the plates because there was so little space. So now he’s wasting that space repeating himself about thunder and lightning.
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And behold, the rocks were rent in twain; they were broken up upon the face of the whole earth, insomuch that they were found in broken fragments, and in seams and in cracks, upon all the face of the land.” (8:18) Rocks got broken.
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And it came to pass that when the thunderings, and the lightnings, and the storm, and the tempest, and the quakings of the earth did cease—for behold, they did last for about the space of three hours; and it was said by some that the time was greater; nevertheless, all these great and terrible things were done in about the space of three hours” (8:19) – Yes, we know, you’ve said that twice over. These “great and terribly
vague things.”
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and then behold, there was darkness upon the face of the land” – dark
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the inhabitants . . . could feel the vapor of darkness” – if that is not a detailed description of volcanic eruption, I don’t know what is. Maybe: “The volcano erupted, lava flowed down, a caldera formed.” “Vapor of darkness” – I know some drunks that could tell you about that. People normally do not describe their experience with a volcanic eruption as including “vapors”. If they do, I stand corrected; yet how much detail does “vapor” add? Nary a drop.
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neither could there be fire kindled” - no connection to an erupting volcano. Who would want to light a fire in the heat of an erupting volcano or in the aftermath?
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the mists of darkness which were upon the face of the land” – Mists and vapors, not smoke and ash. Yet Joseph Smith knew the words “ash” and “pumice,” did he not?
3 Nephi describes an apocalyptic end-of-age event, with multiple types of disasters across the entire land - not merely a localized volcanic eruption - the wicked being destroyed, the righteous saved, climaxing with the descent of Jesus from the heavens. Not a volcano.