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Re: Expedition to B-612

His Highness Quasitenebrous VI, Penultimus, desirous to visit his friend on B-612, requires the services of:

An interstellar Admiral
A Second Officer
Ten (10) crewmen or ladies of service
An engineer familiar with Improbability Drive systems
A Court Elvis Impersonator
A Catholic priest of ancient observance (may not also be the Court Elvis Impersonator)

Titles of nobility, knighthoods, reasonable acts of nepotism, and oogles of Swiss chocolates to the first qualified volunteers.
 
I am interested in serving as a crewman, and am also capable of assisting the engineer when the need arises. I shall upload my résumé and I hope to have the opportunity to discuss this further.
 
I’ve got your space ship. Behold, the B16! (still under construction) Includes the Swiss Guard.

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Dost it come in black?
Dost it have a cappuccino machine ready for use?
 
His Highness calls you to a higher place, humble Beryllos; you are appointed 2nd officer.
 
Does this voyage involve time travel? I am concerned about being away from my family. With time travel, I could go on this great adventure and be back home in time for dinner.
 
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Very well. I will make appropriate arrangements for the family in my absence.
 
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