A Wrangel Island Mudgie Wedding: This Takes The Cake

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We are waiting for :whale2:Tomyris 🐋 to come and plan the wedding between our lovebirds.

How romantic a setting, what with polar bears, maybe a woolly mammoth ride (if we can find one) and more mosquitoes than you ever believed possible!

It will be super fantastic. Who the blinkerschnitzers tipped off the bride? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
 
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@discobot fortune no sign of Tomyris!!! Do YOU want to plan the wedding?
 
This ought to be good. I didn’t know it was in your repertoire!
 
I currently know how to do the following things:

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14 days isn’t long enough to plan a wedding! 😠 And Wrangler Island? Is that where they make Wrangler jeans? Can I get there in my Jeep Wrangler?
 
Do I LOOK like the Mudgie Research Department?
Wrangel Island - Wikipedia

We have an AI to do all the work for us. Should be a breeze.

@discobot quote how do you feel about planning a wedding
 
You have wedding planning down to an exact science, I see. No worries here!
 
I can’ t seem to find a weather report for this Destination Wedding.

Here is Nome, Alaska, right now: clear high 37° low 32° precip 0% humidity 80% wind N 5 mph

@discobot fortune should we have the bridal party ride polar bears
 
Probably wise. This place has the largest concentration of polar bear nesting sites in the WORLD. Should make the reception interesting!

I’m going to put up a tent. 🎪
 
Who asked you?

So far I am singularly unimpressed with your wedding planning skills.

You don’t even MAKE COFFEE.

If you want to be our mascot, you have to step up to the plate. But I don’t think you even have feet, you little green-faced freaky randomly generated bits of code.
 
Is flirting allowed in this thread?

How can I produce my opera in arctic conditions?

Is anyone listening to me anymore?

Is Sojourner really an innocent whippersnapper?

Can we go back to the old thread?

All good questions, for which I want answers before I pay for this Mudgie adventure.
 
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