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Tommy999
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My wife and I celebrate our 40th wedding anniversary tomorrow.
We were looking back at our wedding day memories and got a chuckle over a few things, even though they weren’t necessarily funny at the time.
If you would like to share any G-rated humorous memories (at least they are funny to you now) from your wedding or honeymoon, feel free to share them here. I’d like to hear them.
Wedding:
At one point in the wedding ceremony at my wife’s church, I zoned out while the pastor was talking (I have ADD and was mesmerized by how stunningly beautiful my bride looked).
While I was in that “zoned out” state, the pastor either asked me a “Will you” or “Do you” question. When I came to my senses, the pastor was standing there looking at me waiting for an answer. My bride was also looking at me, her eyes prodding me on.
Too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself, I quickly and confidently mumbled, “I woo”, hoping that would suffice no matter what the question was. Apparently that worked as the pastor moved on, although my bride intuitively figured out the situation and fought back laughter. To my credit, I did better the rest of the ceremony and had no more issues.
Honeymoon:
On our second day of our honeymoon, I called down for hotel room service, accidentally saying that I wanted to order food for “me and my fiancé”. My wife quickly and loudly called out, “your wife, your wife”.
Also, I tried to impress my wife by buying (in advance) tickets to a local Passion Play that were in the front row center section. It featured live animals.
Unfortunately, the weather was super hot that day and we got a strong wafting odor of some live camel rears as they walked by, which almost made my wife faint and made me want to throw up.
We were looking back at our wedding day memories and got a chuckle over a few things, even though they weren’t necessarily funny at the time.
If you would like to share any G-rated humorous memories (at least they are funny to you now) from your wedding or honeymoon, feel free to share them here. I’d like to hear them.
Wedding:
At one point in the wedding ceremony at my wife’s church, I zoned out while the pastor was talking (I have ADD and was mesmerized by how stunningly beautiful my bride looked).
While I was in that “zoned out” state, the pastor either asked me a “Will you” or “Do you” question. When I came to my senses, the pastor was standing there looking at me waiting for an answer. My bride was also looking at me, her eyes prodding me on.
Too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself, I quickly and confidently mumbled, “I woo”, hoping that would suffice no matter what the question was. Apparently that worked as the pastor moved on, although my bride intuitively figured out the situation and fought back laughter. To my credit, I did better the rest of the ceremony and had no more issues.
Honeymoon:
On our second day of our honeymoon, I called down for hotel room service, accidentally saying that I wanted to order food for “me and my fiancé”. My wife quickly and loudly called out, “your wife, your wife”.
Also, I tried to impress my wife by buying (in advance) tickets to a local Passion Play that were in the front row center section. It featured live animals.
Unfortunately, the weather was super hot that day and we got a strong wafting odor of some live camel rears as they walked by, which almost made my wife faint and made me want to throw up.
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