Are Chuck Norris jokes immoral?

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I’m mainly talking about the ones relating to Religion, such as:

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

God said “Let there be light.”, Chuck Norris said “Ok.”

God created the universe, Chuck Norris created God.

Or any other ones, but especially ones like these?
 
The only folks I know who tell Chuck Norris jokes are U.S. Marines who are in combat, mostly in Iraq and Afghanistan.

So, I guess you would need to find a Marine and ask him or her.
 
Chuck Norris is an over-inflated windbag.
(And you can tell him that I said that, too! ain’t skeered )

The jokes about him and his “accomplishments” are just that, jokes, meant to evoke laughter, and as such, really mean no disrespect to The Almighty.
Genesis:
And God said “Let there be light!”
And Thomas Edison walked up and shook hands with God…
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😃

Is that significantly any different? :confused:
 
Actually, I’ve heard all these things were *really *describing Jack Bauer.
 
Ponyguy said:
Chuck Norris is an over-inflated windbag.
(And you can tell him that I said that, too! ain’t skeered )

The jokes about him and his “accomplishments” are just that, jokes, meant to evoke laughter, and as such, really mean no disrespect to The Almighty.

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Is that significantly any different? :confused:
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It’s the MARINES who invite Chuck Norris to their parties. He doesn’t invite himself.
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Nope, not immoral. They’re jokes.

If anything, they point out the absurdity of comparing anyone to the Almighty.

BTW, did you know that Chuck Norris keeps a night light on at night? Not that Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but rather the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
 
Monte_RCMS said:
It’s the MARINES who invite Chuck Norris to their parties. He doesn’t invite himself.
  • [ya think]*
Well, we guys from the NAVY are the ones that got those MARINES to where they happen to be.

So, the usual reply from a MARINE to a NAVY sailor is "Thanks for the ride, anchor-clankers"!

And if Norris was even one tenth the bad dude he (and the stories) claims him to be, he would neither need to be invited, nor ask for transportation to the party.
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