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This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile. From Lincoln Nebraska’s city council meeting:
“Lincoln has the opportunity to be a social leader in this country. We have been casually ignoring a problem that has gotten so out of control that our children are throwing around names and words without even understanding their true meaning, treating things as though they’re normal, I’m talking about boneless chicken wings. I propose that we as a city remove the name boneless wings from our menus and from our hearts."
"We would be disgusted if a butcher was mislabeling their cuts of meat, but then we go around pretending as if the breast of the chicken is its wing”
“I don’t go to order boneless tacos. I don’t go and order boneless club sandwiches, I don’t ask for boneless auto repair. It’s just what’s expected.”
“And we need to raise our children better. Our children are raised being afraid of having bones attached to their meat. That’s where meat comes from. It grows on bones.”
“Lincoln has the opportunity to be a social leader in this country. We have been casually ignoring a problem that has gotten so out of control that our children are throwing around names and words without even understanding their true meaning, treating things as though they’re normal, I’m talking about boneless chicken wings. I propose that we as a city remove the name boneless wings from our menus and from our hearts."
"We would be disgusted if a butcher was mislabeling their cuts of meat, but then we go around pretending as if the breast of the chicken is its wing”
“I don’t go to order boneless tacos. I don’t go and order boneless club sandwiches, I don’t ask for boneless auto repair. It’s just what’s expected.”
“And we need to raise our children better. Our children are raised being afraid of having bones attached to their meat. That’s where meat comes from. It grows on bones.”
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