Argument for renaming boneless chicken wings

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This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile. From Lincoln Nebraska’s city council meeting:


“Lincoln has the opportunity to be a social leader in this country. We have been casually ignoring a problem that has gotten so out of control that our children are throwing around names and words without even understanding their true meaning, treating things as though they’re normal, I’m talking about boneless chicken wings. I propose that we as a city remove the name boneless wings from our menus and from our hearts."

"We would be disgusted if a butcher was mislabeling their cuts of meat, but then we go around pretending as if the breast of the chicken is its wing”

“I don’t go to order boneless tacos. I don’t go and order boneless club sandwiches, I don’t ask for boneless auto repair. It’s just what’s expected.”

“And we need to raise our children better. Our children are raised being afraid of having bones attached to their meat. That’s where meat comes from. It grows on bones.”
 
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The man speaking is the son of a longtime (and current) Council member, a conservative Republican. The whole thing was hilarious.
 
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Boneless wings are good, but they are chicken nuggets. A chicken wing without a bone is not a wing, but a nugget.
 
@Maximilian75!! You have returned?!
 
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Reddit began to wear on me, so I came limping back here haha
 
I am very happy to see you here! It’s been a while!
Reddit? Really? You left here for Reddit? 😳 Traitor!
Come to the Coffee thread, let’s not derail this.
 
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And technically I don’t think wings are actually white meat, whereas some nuggets are.
 
On the basis of the Mr. Christiansen’s arguments, the Attorney-General of Umberia has been instructed by His Highness to order all eateries throughout the Realm to rename “Boneless Chicken Wings.” Those foodstuffs shall hereafter be referred to as “Buffalo-style chicken tenders.”
 
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