Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[MrZoom]

Banned because #31 was my number when I played for the Pittsburgh Steelwheelers.

 

[Pug]

Banned for reminding me about ice cream.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because Baskin-Robbins didn’t even occur to me. We don’t have one in Morgantown.

 

[Pug]

Banned for further reminding me that ours closed awhile ago.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because you might be a redneck if your favorite ice cream shop also sells guns and fishing gear. (Mountaineer Ice Cream on US Rt. 119 here in Morgantown does.)

 

[Pug]

Banned for not having to drive a fair distance to Cabela’s to buy a knife.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because the nearest Cabela’s (that I know of) is an hour and a half away, near Wheeling.

 

[Pug]

Banned for clearly not being a regular patron of Cabelas.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for being correct. In fact, I don’t even think I’ve ever been in a Cabela’s.

 

[Pug]

Banned for being a unique and wonderful individual! So there.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because in our neck of the woods that gets you a hearty “BLESS YUR HEART!”

 

[Cruciferi]

Banned for living in the woods

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for pointing out I may or may live on a dirt road.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for Brooks & Dunn:

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for promoting Brooks and Dunn, YIKES!

 

[Entwhistler]

Banned for disliking Country Music.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for an affront on the Music-Listening public.

 

[Entwhistler]

Banned because I’m listening to Mozart at the moment.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because someone doesn’t merely listen to Mozart. You experience it.

 

[Cruciferi]

Banned for experiencing Mozart