A Baptist man and a Catholic man were talking about baptism. The Baptist man insisted that immersion was necessary. The Catholic insisted that the Catholic way was the proper way. So they went down to the lake.
The Catholic man waded into the lake up to his ankles and said “Is this enough?” “No”, the Baptist replied.
The Catholic man waded in further to his knees. “This enough?” he asked. “No” the Baptist replied.
The Catholic man waded in up to his stomach. “How about now?” he asked. The Baptist again said “No”.
The Catholic man waded in up to his chin. “Maybe this?” he asked. “No.” the Baptist answered.
The Catholic man waded all the way down uder the water. He popped back up and said “How was that?” “That’s it!” said the Baptist.
The Catholic man replied “I told you it was just the top of the head that mattered.”