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papist1
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I was in Wendy’s the other day and my mouth was watering. It was not watering because I was hungry for a wendys hamburger as much as I was hungry to talk to the four mormon missionaries sitting in the restaurant. 
The first thing that I asked the missionaries was…
In the beginning of the Book of mormon, it says that both the Bible and the book of moron hold the fullness of the everlasting truth, right?
They agreed. So I said, okay then, if all Bibles were banned from the earth by a one world government and the only thing left for you to use was the Book of mormon, then please take out your book of mormon and show me where the teaching is on baptism for the dead.
They looked at each other and then looked at me and two of them reluctantly said “it’s not in there”.
hmmmmm? I thought to myself, okay, I didn’t think it to myself, I declared " how can the book of mormon hold the fullness of the everlasting truth, if it doesn’t hold one of your staple, and most practiced rituals, baptism for the dead.
They were dumbfounded and had nothing more to say about the topic, so we went on to other things, such as the grilling of the doctrine of baptism of infants in the book of moron i.
since this is a different topic, I will hold off omn the results of that hilarious and undisputed conversation until next time.
By the way, the next time you see missionaries, yell to them
“are you catholic”?!!!? they will say “NO”! and you reply
“well you should be”!!! lol it is very funny to see their responses.
peace, papist
The first thing that I asked the missionaries was…
In the beginning of the Book of mormon, it says that both the Bible and the book of moron hold the fullness of the everlasting truth, right?
They agreed. So I said, okay then, if all Bibles were banned from the earth by a one world government and the only thing left for you to use was the Book of mormon, then please take out your book of mormon and show me where the teaching is on baptism for the dead.
They looked at each other and then looked at me and two of them reluctantly said “it’s not in there”.
hmmmmm? I thought to myself, okay, I didn’t think it to myself, I declared " how can the book of mormon hold the fullness of the everlasting truth, if it doesn’t hold one of your staple, and most practiced rituals, baptism for the dead.
They were dumbfounded and had nothing more to say about the topic, so we went on to other things, such as the grilling of the doctrine of baptism of infants in the book of moron i.
since this is a different topic, I will hold off omn the results of that hilarious and undisputed conversation until next time.
By the way, the next time you see missionaries, yell to them
“are you catholic”?!!!? they will say “NO”! and you reply
“well you should be”!!! lol it is very funny to see their responses.
peace, papist