Best Catholic Humor

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I need to laugh more! It’s a holiness emergency.

Where’s the best source for clean, Christian-friendly humor that really is hilarious?

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I am partial to Jeff Gaffigan. He did the warm up for the Pope.
 
Old but good…

A Jesuit and a Franciscan were involved in a car accident. Hurriedly they got out to make sure the other person was OK, each insisting that it was probably his own fault.

Then the Jesuit, very concerned for his fellow religious, said, “You look very badly shaken up. You could probably use a stiff drink.” At that he produced a flask, and the Franciscan, who was indeed a bit shaken up, took it gratefully.

“One more and I’m sure you’ll be feeling fine,” the Jesuit said, and the Franciscan took another. Then the Jesuit took the flask and put it safely away.

“You look a bit shaken up yourself,” the Franciscan said. “Are you sure you don’t want to take a bit?”

The Jesuit replied, “Oh, I certainly will; but I think I’ll wait until after the police arrive.”
 
I read this as horror, and I was going to say Liturgical Dance at Saint Joseph church 2008.
 
If you’re on Facebook, Catholic Memes is a great page.

I also really like Eye of the Tiber. It parodies current Catholic news and world issues; it’s kinda like the Onion for Catholics. Although it’s not everyone’s taste.
 
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Found a few good Catholic joke threads in the CAF archives:
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Clean Catholic jokes Casual Discussion
In case you didn’t know, some saints were well-known for having a good sense of humor. Philip Neri (“the Humorous Saint”), Francis De Sales, and Teresa of Avila, for instance, are not only known for their exemplary lives, but also because they certainly knew how to use a proper joke to good effect. But one doesn’t need to go all the way back to the 16th and 17th centuries to find examples of good church humor. For instance, it is said that when a journalist asked Blessed John XXIII (pope from 19…
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Rats!..(Catholic joke) Casual Discussion
“I’ve tried everything,” says the first priest. “I still can’t get rid of our rats.” “Same here!” says the second priest. “We’ve tried poison, traps, and noise. Nothing works.” “We don’t have that problem,” says the third priest. “We baptized and confirmed them all, and now they just show up at Easter and Christmas.”
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https://forums.catholic-questions.org/t/irish-catholic-jokes-for-st-paddy-s/476853
 
“Lord, 10 million dollars to you is like a penny.”

“Yes, and 10 million years to me is like a minute.”

“Okay, may I have a penny?”

“Sure, just give me a minute…”
 
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