ANY baptized Catholic can become Pope- even me

. That is the truth, believe it or not. And I am married with three kids. I would not even have to go through any formal education, through the Diaconate or the priesthood. All I would have to do is to be ordained Bishop of Rome and then I am the Pope. Yes- it is possible to go from a plain old lay person directly to the chair of Peter. But NOT PROBABLE.
Can a Pope be married? Yes. Example- an Eastern Rite Bishop who is married with children can be elected Pope. In the Eastern Rites men who are already married can be ordained to the priesthood. I am not absolutely sure about the Episcopacy, maybe someone from the East here can enlighten us.
Again - possible but not probable— then again all us TLM fans said to ourselves many years ago- NO WAY Ratzinger would be pope- no way—he is German and the mood in the College of Cardinals is to get back to an Italian Pontiff.
Ken