Catholicchemistry

[AuldP]

Every time I open CAF on my laptop I am presented with an advert for the above. I presume its a dating site for Catholics. Is CAF trying to tell me something? I’m 63 and my dating days are in the dim distant past. According to my wife I wasn’t very good at it anyway. Even if I was to put a profile on this site, it would take a hugely proficient photoshopper to get a picture of me anywhere near the level of attractiveness of the models in the ad. Again my wife tells me that 40 years ago it would have taken the same level of skill (if photoshop was available then).
So I think it would be something of a non-profile along the lines of :
"Old grumpy married man, not hot, in fact probably belongs in a fridge. Not even remotely looking for anyone. Wife says that if anyone would want me then they’re welcome to me. Good sense of humour - the only sense I’m left with intact. don’t bother contacting me as these days I probably haven’t the energy to reply.
So much for targeted advertising.

 

[Tis_Bearself]

I’d love to put up a profile seeking sane, fun-loving Catholics with open minds, great senses of humor, and common sense for deep but platonic friendships.
Emphasis on the Platonic.
Must also enjoy a lot of online interaction and be open to every kind of non-blasphemous music and art.

I don’t have much use for sites where people are seeking spouses. One spouse was enough.