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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
Don’t let worry kill you off - let the church help.
The Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretaries.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister’s daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
Today’s Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: “I upped My Pledge----Up Yours.”
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
Don’t let worry kill you off - let the church help.
The Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretaries.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister’s daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
Today’s Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: “I upped My Pledge----Up Yours.”
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus
