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Anyone else a big fan of these?

I am thinking of starting a group here where we can post any good quotes we happen upon while driving by churches.
 
Oh man!@!!! I love me a good Church Sign message:

“Know God Know Peace. No God No Peace”

“Ch–ch… Whats missing here? UR”

Those are the only two I remember offhand, but I love them like a fat kid loves cake, to use a slightly off-color colloquialism.

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FidesSpesCarita said:
Oh man!@!!! I love me a good Church Sign message:

“Know God Know Peace. No God No Peace”

“Ch–ch… Whats missing here? UR”

Those are the only two I remember offhand, but I love them like a fat kid loves cake, to use a slightly off-color colloquialism.

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Those are goodies!!!

This church around the corner from me has a couple of new ones up. (One side facing the north side of traffic, the other facing south)

They don’t have to be funny, they can be serious and thoughtful too. 🙂
 
The Methodist church in my town has on their sign “Whoever keeps praying for snow, please stop.”
 
There is one church sign that I know I’ll never forget. It’s always up around Christmas:

The best Christmas gift of all, wrapped in a manger.
 
Oh man, oh man, oh man…

There is a Baptist church near my home whose congregation is relatively young. My mother and I happened to see this lovely gem back around 2007:

“Take your sin to the altar and drop it like it’s hot!”

We literally stopped the car, turned around, and re-read it to make sure we weren’t losing our minds.

(Please, please, PLEASE let someone else get the reference…)
 
The local Episcopal church recently had:
Pobody’s Nerfect
The Catholic Church that was once my parish now has:
Visitors welcome.
Members expected.
Made me really glad I wasn’t a member any longer. I found it really obnoxious.

The same clever Episcopal church once had:
Beat the Christmas rush
Come to Church now

Betsy
 
curlynerd said:
Oh man, oh man, oh man…

There is a Baptist church near my home whose congregation is relatively young. My mother and I happened to see this lovely gem back around 2007:

“Take your sin to the altar and drop it like it’s hot!”

We literally stopped the car, turned around, and re-read it to make sure we weren’t losing our minds.

(Please, please, PLEASE let someone else get the reference…)
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I’m sorry, but I’m ROFL!!! 😃
 
curlynerd said:
Oh man, oh man, oh man…

There is a Baptist church near my home whose congregation is relatively young. My mother and I happened to see this lovely gem back around 2007:

“Take your sin to the altar and drop it like it’s hot!”

We literally stopped the car, turned around, and re-read it to make sure we weren’t losing our minds.

(Please, please, PLEASE let someone else get the reference…)
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lol wow. Just wow.
 
Another one from the same Baptist church:

“Soular powered by the Son” (Not as good as the first one, but I got a chuckle out of it. Granted, how can you follow something as fantastically tacky as “take your sin to the altar and drop it like it’s hot”?!)

I also saw these around town:

“Sign broken - message inside”
“How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it!”
 
Oh, man. Several years ago on Mother’s Day, the local Baptist Church sign stated: “Mother, do you know where you’ll spend eternity?”

How sweet and loving is that?

And then, after the tsunami hit in 2004, that same Baptist Church had another sign. “God Bless______. No tsunami’s here.”

Very sensitive to the tragedy, they are. cue sarcasm

(I’m not naming my city. 😉 )
 
HarmonyServant said:
Oh, man. Several years ago on Mother’s Day, the local Baptist Church sign stated: “Mother, do you know where you’ll spend eternity?”

How sweet and loving is that?

And then, after the tsunami hit in 2004, that same Baptist Church had another sign. “God Bless______. No tsunami’s here.”

Very sensitive to the tragedy, they are. cue sarcasm

(I’m not naming my city. 😉 )
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I think those are the cruelest signs I’ve ever seen, especially about the tsunami. What do they tell a member of their church if some misfortune happens to him? :mad:
 
The church down the street has a sign: “Open between Christmas and Easter”.

A Methodist church on a busy road around here puts up 3 crosses every Lent in their yard, the larger middle one draped in purple. The sign in front reads “Is it nothing to you, all ye that pass by?” I love it and look forward to seeing it every year.
 
There is a Protestant church I pass when I drop my kids off to school. They always have these teasers…

The current one is…

FORBIDDEN FRUTS

CAUSE

HIDDEN JAMS.

Not really very inspiring but still…
 
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