Quick question why do Americans get circumcised despite the fact that Galatians 5:2 condemns it?
Cornflakes. Really.
The person who is responsible for the mass circumcision of American males was John Harvey Kellogg, a medical quack associated with the Seventh Day Adventist movement, who nevertheless was EXTREMELY influential, and remains so till today. He was the founder of what would become the several Adventist health care systems in the US and worldwide, second only to the Catholic ones.
In addition to the common obsession of the time with proper pooping, which he fostered by administering gallons of yoghurt per rectum, he was even more obsessed with masturbation, which he “treated” with some nasty methods, including sewing the foreskin shut on males and burning off the clitoris with carbolic acid on females. Fortunately, both of those methods were eventually abandoned, but unnecessary circumcision of infant males persists till this day in the US.
Because, like his illustrious predecessor, Sylvester Graham, the inspiration behind Graham crackers, he believed that a bland diet would kill “animal passion”, he invented cornflakes primarily to combat the urge to masturbate. He wanted them to be a free gift to the world, but his brother William had more business sense and started the cereal company we know today. Curiously, C.W. Post was a patient of Kellogg’s and would go on to form his own cereal company.
So next time you suspect your children of polluting themselves, buy some graham crackers and cornflakes before reaching for the scissors and acid.