Clearly I am better than everyone else on the planet

[IWantGod]

Clearly i am better than everyone else on the planet.

When i was created God put a very large diamond in the center of my brain. So clearly my value compared to everyone else is greatness personified.

Does anyone have a problem with that?

Spoiler

goodcatholic encouraged me, so blame him

 

[Theo520]

I’d say that only makes you valuable to your progeny,
after a messy retrieval.

 

[1Lord1Faith]

You forgot to capitalize the I in the thread title. I say, bold it too.

 

[mVitus]

A diamond you say? A lump of caebon that’s only valuable because the general populace falsely thinks they’re rare and special but in reality are very common, that kind of diamond? Nope, no problem.

 

[IWantGod]

Precisely, and that is exactly why i am better than everyone else. looooool

 

[RandomAlias]

It’s not just the monetary or cultural value. Diamond is also an excellent conductor of heat, so it makes a great heat sink and helps to keep the active brain from overheating.

 

[Mary_Ellen]

I fear that rather than just preventing overheating the diamond, besides taking up valuable cortical tissue space, may be creating a brain-freeze.

 

[IWantGod]

besides taking up valuable cortical tissue space

Thanks! I didn’t even think of that!!! By logically demonstrating the link between my lack of brain matter and the immense size of the diamond you have provided even more evidence that i am the greatest being on the planet. I am grateful for your assistance.