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[Gabriel_of_12]

To my friend Libertarian;

I perceive you to be of an educated mind; So I will speak to you from an intellectual Catholic understanding of biblical interpretations;

One, the new worlds and enlightenment you seek can be found in the Worlds that exist around you in the minds and souls of your fellow brothers and sisters of mankind. If you were to read the scriptures from an allegorical, moral and anagogical sense. You would not have to seek enlightenment in the created universe, when the true enlightenment is in all the worlds of each brother and sister, when we seek the Light of the World who enlightens everyone, Jesus himself through the Holy Spirit can reveal to you that God himself teaches you.

Peace be with you on your journey

 

[Filioque]

Thanks for calling back into my memory banks the Reverend Zelda. Another Universal Life Minister, like yourself. She was amazing. She could sit, beg, wag her tail, (although she usually knocked things over with it) and boy did her people miss her when she died. She would sometimes get out of her yard and come over to play with my dogs. What a gal. While she never did try and convert my dogs, she did always go around in her clerical collar. Beautiful Black Lab, with a white ring around her neck.

When the neighbors informed the Universal Life Church of her demise, and sent her photo, they got a very nice condolance card, and order forms for a parking placard for the car that said CLERGY, as well as other swell offers, at reasonable prices.