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Euphon
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What is the best way to counter people - well-meaning people - who have been exposed to crazy conspiracy theories about the Church?
So, I have a radio show on a community radio station (i.e. all volunteers) where I play a lot of 60s soul music. This past week, I was invited onto their Sunday morning gospel show, to make a guest appearance to play and talk about Motown and the gospel music tradition. We had a production meeting in the week running up to the show, I met the presenter (a born-again evangelist preacher) and his producer, and everything was going swimmingly well - we talked about his finding Jesus and the effect it has had on his life, and the great community work he has been inspired to do as a result… until I let slip I was hoping to become Catholic, at which point the atmosphere turned decidedly nasty. (I think I might have had a better reaction if I’d said I was converting to voodoo, or that I needed to sacrifice a chicken live on air to appease the spirits, or something.)
I was met with a barrage of what I can only describe as nonsense: did I know that the Catholics weren’t true Christians? Did I know that the Vatican owns the world’s largest telescope, which they’ve named L.U.C.I.F.E.R.? Did I know that the Vatican has done everything it can to suppress St Malachy’s Prophecy of the Popes, but that every Pope lines up with the predictions with uncanny accuracy? Did I know that the Vatican used to believe reading the Bible in English was a sin, and worked for hundreds of years to suppress the Holy Word from the people? Did I know that Catholicism makes no sense, because St Peter was never charged with a ministry to the Gentiles, and because Acts 10 explicitly states Peter was only meant to preach to the Jews? And so on, and so on, and so on.
Now, some of this insanity I could deal with there and then - I always have a Bible on hand, and was able to go through all of Acts 10 with him and ask him exactly how he’d come to that conclusion; I knew LUCIFER was nothing to do with the Vatican’s VATT telescope, but rather a piece of equipment on an entirely different internationally-operated telescope somewhere else on the same mountain; I knew the Prophecy of the Popes was considered a mediaeval forgery (and I could even quote the, um, “uncannily accurate” descriptions to bat them aside… Oh yes, he was saying that because Pope Francis had chosen his name in honour of St. Francis of Assisi whose father’s name was Pietro and because the Pope’s family originates from Italy this is 100% cast iron proof that Petrus Romanus is among us etc etc). And I was being as nice as I could, even though deep down I felt hugely insulted and that this guy’s behaviour was not terribly Christian. But I was thrown for a loop.
I did the show; I’d steeled myself for a lengthy apologetics session, I even bought a copy of the Compendium of the Catechism of the Catholic Church to give to him should he start spouting off about “what Catholics really believe”, but there was none of that, it all went fine, no comments were made, it was very pleasant. I didn’t give him the book. Maybe I should have.
Then, this morning, I get a text asking me to check out Tom Horn and Chris Putnam because they would “blow my mind” as they have had unprecedented access to the Vatican’s secret files and come up with all sorts of compelling arguments about… I don’t know, I stopped reading at this point.
So, anyway… what do you do when someone is talking like that…?
I don’t for a moment think he even meant to be insulting, just that he’s coming from a place where “Catholic” is a synonym for “misguided”, and “priest” means “venal, devil-worshipping pederast”. I could say “you are talking rubbish, and here is why”, but that feels like a pointless errand. And I’d no wish to provoke a quarrel; if we’d never got onto the subject, he was a fine example of a good Christian - he works with a lot of troubled young people in the community, does lots of charity work. But I found it hard smiling and saying “we’ll have to agree to disagree there” when someone indirectly accuses you of worshipping the devil. What to do…?
So, I have a radio show on a community radio station (i.e. all volunteers) where I play a lot of 60s soul music. This past week, I was invited onto their Sunday morning gospel show, to make a guest appearance to play and talk about Motown and the gospel music tradition. We had a production meeting in the week running up to the show, I met the presenter (a born-again evangelist preacher) and his producer, and everything was going swimmingly well - we talked about his finding Jesus and the effect it has had on his life, and the great community work he has been inspired to do as a result… until I let slip I was hoping to become Catholic, at which point the atmosphere turned decidedly nasty. (I think I might have had a better reaction if I’d said I was converting to voodoo, or that I needed to sacrifice a chicken live on air to appease the spirits, or something.)
I was met with a barrage of what I can only describe as nonsense: did I know that the Catholics weren’t true Christians? Did I know that the Vatican owns the world’s largest telescope, which they’ve named L.U.C.I.F.E.R.? Did I know that the Vatican has done everything it can to suppress St Malachy’s Prophecy of the Popes, but that every Pope lines up with the predictions with uncanny accuracy? Did I know that the Vatican used to believe reading the Bible in English was a sin, and worked for hundreds of years to suppress the Holy Word from the people? Did I know that Catholicism makes no sense, because St Peter was never charged with a ministry to the Gentiles, and because Acts 10 explicitly states Peter was only meant to preach to the Jews? And so on, and so on, and so on.
Now, some of this insanity I could deal with there and then - I always have a Bible on hand, and was able to go through all of Acts 10 with him and ask him exactly how he’d come to that conclusion; I knew LUCIFER was nothing to do with the Vatican’s VATT telescope, but rather a piece of equipment on an entirely different internationally-operated telescope somewhere else on the same mountain; I knew the Prophecy of the Popes was considered a mediaeval forgery (and I could even quote the, um, “uncannily accurate” descriptions to bat them aside… Oh yes, he was saying that because Pope Francis had chosen his name in honour of St. Francis of Assisi whose father’s name was Pietro and because the Pope’s family originates from Italy this is 100% cast iron proof that Petrus Romanus is among us etc etc). And I was being as nice as I could, even though deep down I felt hugely insulted and that this guy’s behaviour was not terribly Christian. But I was thrown for a loop.
I did the show; I’d steeled myself for a lengthy apologetics session, I even bought a copy of the Compendium of the Catechism of the Catholic Church to give to him should he start spouting off about “what Catholics really believe”, but there was none of that, it all went fine, no comments were made, it was very pleasant. I didn’t give him the book. Maybe I should have.
Then, this morning, I get a text asking me to check out Tom Horn and Chris Putnam because they would “blow my mind” as they have had unprecedented access to the Vatican’s secret files and come up with all sorts of compelling arguments about… I don’t know, I stopped reading at this point.
So, anyway… what do you do when someone is talking like that…?
I don’t for a moment think he even meant to be insulting, just that he’s coming from a place where “Catholic” is a synonym for “misguided”, and “priest” means “venal, devil-worshipping pederast”. I could say “you are talking rubbish, and here is why”, but that feels like a pointless errand. And I’d no wish to provoke a quarrel; if we’d never got onto the subject, he was a fine example of a good Christian - he works with a lot of troubled young people in the community, does lots of charity work. But I found it hard smiling and saying “we’ll have to agree to disagree there” when someone indirectly accuses you of worshipping the devil. What to do…?