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StubbleSpark
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(This is tongue in cheek. I love Daine Sawyer and wish her a long, happy life with unhindered access to air conditioning and other luxurious comforts enjoyed by the pampered media elite.)
In keeping with the highest of journalistic standards recently set by ABC in their hard-hitting expose on “pope” “Joan”, I intend to write a story of my own on their prized reporter, Diane Sawyer! This scientific and impartial poll will provide the bulk of my research.
Just like ABC news, I will:
A) Propose a baseless accusation based on venomous innuendo.
B) Rely solely on sources who will uphold that accusation.
C) Imply anyone who disagrees with my accusation is gullible, a backward bigot, or combinations of both to various degrees.
D) Raise one eyebrow at the end and use one of several stock journalist phrases: “Is it true? We may never know.” “Is it a myth? Or is there some truth to the story?” “Could it be that there is more (pregnant pause for teleprompter to scroll) than meets the eye?” etc…
So please vote in the poll. In keeping with the rules of Relativism, whichever response gets the highest percentage is true!
(Second Disclaimer: No, I am not a Relativist. Diane Sawyer is very likely … literate after all)
In keeping with the highest of journalistic standards recently set by ABC in their hard-hitting expose on “pope” “Joan”, I intend to write a story of my own on their prized reporter, Diane Sawyer! This scientific and impartial poll will provide the bulk of my research.
Just like ABC news, I will:
A) Propose a baseless accusation based on venomous innuendo.
B) Rely solely on sources who will uphold that accusation.
C) Imply anyone who disagrees with my accusation is gullible, a backward bigot, or combinations of both to various degrees.
D) Raise one eyebrow at the end and use one of several stock journalist phrases: “Is it true? We may never know.” “Is it a myth? Or is there some truth to the story?” “Could it be that there is more (pregnant pause for teleprompter to scroll) than meets the eye?” etc…
So please vote in the poll. In keeping with the rules of Relativism, whichever response gets the highest percentage is true!
(Second Disclaimer: No, I am not a Relativist. Diane Sawyer is very likely … literate after all)