‘Un Cappello’ is Modern Italian for ‘a hat’. Just don’t call it ‘un cappellino’ (a cute hat) unless your a homosexual and you’re hitting on the poor friar-preacher. ‘Bambini’ wear ‘cappellini’. I suppose ‘ragazze’ (young women) can wear cute hats.
‘Una Cappa’ is Modern Italian for ‘a cloak’, or more accurately ‘a cape’ (not like superman’s though).
(we might have crossed singles…

…the way of the internet)
And ‘cappa di camino’ is the cowl or the hood part not to be confused with ‘cappa di cucina’ which is like the exhaust fan thing over a range or stove.
Now, ‘cappellano’ is chaplain. And ‘cappellano capovolto’ is an ‘upside-down chaplain’.
If you want to have more fun you might say, "Non capovolgera il cappellano capovolto, tu capoccia di spillo!’ (Don’t upset the upside-down chaplain, you pin-head!)
I don’t know. My Italian is getting better. I should’ve learnt it as a kid. I’ve got the task of teaching the little ones now, but it’s tough when our communist public school system does everything in their power to dumb them down and kill their ability to think.
That being said… Finocchio… Pinocchio. There’s a certain Latin culture word play hidden in the title of the story Walt Disney ripped off. ‘Finocchio’, I’ve come to find means two things ‘Fennel’ and ‘Pansy’ (as in the flower), but a pansy is also derogatory for a homosexual. ‘Pino’ means ‘pine’ (as in the type of wood)… It doesn’t take a genius to realize what the word play on ‘Pinocchio’ is after seeing a the animated cartoon. I mean, we all know it’s a cautionary tale about what happens to little boys if they are raised by the wrong people in the wrong way (like say… our communist lowest common denominator public school system). That was fun. I had to learn to be careful with my word selection when I was learning Spanish. Those guys are vicious. I’ve always known about Latin word play, being a half-breed Irishman-Italian, but it didn’t really click until, again, I started speaking Spanish.