Donald Trump's hair proves he's unfit to be president

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Clearly, Trump’s bad haircut means he’s unfit to be president. If you look carefully at his hair, you can see the tendrils where the brain slug is connected. It can’t be inside the body because that would throw off its temperature regulation. It’s sending secret messages to its home base via twitter messages. Of course, this means the alien is the actual president, which is illegal because the alien is not a native born U.S. citizen.

Anything I’m missing? 😉
 
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Clearly, Trump’s bad haircut means he’s unfit to be president. If you look carefully at his hair, you can see the tendrils where the brain slug is connected. It can’t be inside the body because that would throw off its temperature regulation. It’s sending secret messages to its home base via twitter messages. Of course, this means the alien is the actual president, which is illegal because the alien is not a native born U.S. citizen.
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Wasn’t that the conclusion of a widely publicized CNN news story from about a year ago?
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You shouldn’t leave yourself that wide open for a response! 😟
 
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Hair watchers have noticed, however, that the coif is evolving, perhaps becoming more presidential. During the campaign, there was a very pronounced ducktail in the back, and the plateau in front seemed to go on forever. Everything’s been trimmed slightly shorter these days, probably so it doesn’t all go awry when the wind from the Marine One helicopter blows it around. Also, the color is much less fake yellow now than it was during the campaign, almost natural white in some appearances.
 
Wait a second, this is ridiculous. Are you seriously trying to promote this? That the hair we elected has a Donald Trump under it?

I will say my favorite memes of Donald Trump have involved his hair. But that said, if you mess with the Donald, you’ll be made toupee for the insolence.
 
You don’t believe our president is secretly controlled by a russian space alien via fiber-optic hair? 😉
 
Absolutely not. Space aliens have better technology than fiber optics.
 
They are, but Google’s Deep State affiliates are keeping the best tech for themselves. Before you know it, we will be put into people farms or interplanetary slavery where mind control cords will be plugged in like USBs to our head. This is why, more than ever, we need to make allies of the mole people.
 
DarkLight said:
Clearly, Trump’s bad haircut means he’s unfit to be president. If you look carefully at his hair, you can see the tendrils where the brain slug is connected. It can’t be inside the body because that would throw off its temperature regulation. It’s sending secret messages to its home base via twitter messages. Of course, this means the alien is the actual president, which is illegal because the alien is not a native born U.S. citizen.

Anything I’m missing? 😉
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EEK!!! TMI! TMI! Maybe he’s one of the pod people.
 
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