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Early previews of new Fall series. I’ve only caught these three so far. Anyone else seen previews for any others they can share?
** **Trump: So Calvin, tell me about how you contributed to this project.
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**NBC – C.S.I.: ****Salt Lake City**
Detective Elder Barry: I believe I have this one solved, Elder Lee.
Detective Elder Lee: Fantastic, Elder Barry. Did you match up DNA? Fingerprints? Did you find a weapon? Some sinister, tell-tale marks on the corpse?
Detective Elder Barry: Oh no, nothing like that. I just have this strong *burning in the bosom*.
**CBS – Kingdom Hall E.R.**
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Nurse: Doctor, there’s been a terrible accident! A city bus crashed, and it was full of people who were downtown, shopping for *Christmas*. Several of them have lost a lot of blood. The ambulance bay will be flooded any moment and they are all in need of transfusions!
Doctor: Oh, Gosh, that’s just terrible. Hey, anyone around here seen my crossword puzzle book?
**ABC – Evangelical Apprentice**** **Trump: So Calvin, tell me about how you contributed to this project.
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Calvin: Well, Mr. Trump, unlike the others, I really didn’t lift a finger. I didn’t help with the marketing, design, or labor. I mean, the apprenticeship is really your free gift to me, after all. Wouldn’t it be an insult to act like I had to earn it some how?
Trump: Calvin, you’re fired!
Calvin: But Mr. Trump, you don’t understand. I accepted you as my personal boss and mentor.