Ever Accidentally Make Prayer "Typos"?

[Max]

This topic’s just for fun, but have any of you (most likely when young) ever misunderstood the words in a prayer and said them wrong a lot? I remember doing that a lot as a little kid…for example, my parents taught me to say a prayer before meals I’d say something like this, usually because i was in a hurry to eat:

“Gum more Jesus be our guest
Forrus this food buh-blest-be-blest.
Amen.”

Am I the only one who did that? I meant well, but, heh, I just didn’t say most prayers right!

 

[Aurelia]

I once had a heated argument with my cousin when we were kids. I insisted that the words to “Silent Night” were “sleep in heavenly peas.”

 

[SwordofLight]

When I was younger I would sing Lasagna in the highest instead of Hosana.

 

[chevytruck]

Once, while praying the Rosary, I prayed “Oh my Jesus, Save us from the fires of Hell, and lead all souls to TEMPTATION, especially those in most need of Thine Mercy” Luckily nobody heard me.

 

[Max]

When I was younger I would sing Lasagna in the highest instead of Hosana.

Haha, that was the part of church that used to make give me this craving for Lasagna when I was a little kid.