First Confession at 8:30 tommorrow. Pray for me/any advice?

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I am very nervous. The priest doesn’t know me and I’m worried his first impression of me will be bad based on the long list of sins I’ve written out.
 
Relax. He has heard it all. There is nothing you are going to say that he hasn’t heard many times before. He doesn’t need to know you.
Be at peace.
 
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The worst one is Apostasy…a few years ago i told everyone I was converting to Satanism and I read the entire Satanic bible…Yikes…I’m glad that only lasted a few weeks before I realized how stupid i was.
 
Your priest has heard it all. Sorry, you are just not that original. 😉
 
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I’m picturing a scene in a movie i saw where the priest punches through the screen and starts strangling the guy. 😂
 
Our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.

And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

Amen.



Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.

Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb Jesus.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death.

Amen.



 
Not original? How about this one. Mind you I was psychotic when this happened. I commited Sacrilege by smashing a USB drive with a hammer in a Catholic Chapel while dressed in a friar costume I made.
 
Please stop, okay. You need to say whatever you have to say to a priest, not to random people on the internet.
 
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