Good clean catholic Jokes

[Sarcelle]

A priest, a rabbi and a Baptist minister are together in a fishing boat some distance away from the shore.

Some time passed and the rabbi decides that some food would go well while fishing. He gets out walks on the water to buy food and then comes back.

The priest decides to buy drinks and then goes out and walks on the water to buy drinks and comes back.

The minister sees that the priest has brought beer and since he can’t have any alcohol decides to buy his own drinks.

He goes out to walk on the water and sinks. He goes back to the boat and then tries repeatedly to walk on the water. He fails.

Finally after repeated failures, the rabbi leans in and whispers to the priest “Do you think we should tell him where the stones are?”.

 

[Eliza10]

A Franciscan gets a haircut, and then asks how much he owes. The barber says he never charges clergy. The Franciscan thanks the barber and goes home. The next morning the barber finds a big basket of fresh bread from the Franciscans’ kitchens.

An Augustinian gets his hair cut by the same barber. The barber also tells him than he never charges clergy. So, the next day the barber receives a nice bottle of wine from the Augustinians' wine cellar.

A Jesuit gets his haircut, and the barber again says that he never charges clergy. The next day, when the barber gets to work, there are twelve other Jesuits already waiting for him.

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[GEddie]

What is the difference between Catholics, Muslims and Baptists?

Catholics don’t recognize the prophecy of Mohammed.

Muslims don’t recognize the deity of Christ.

Baptists don’t recognize each other in a liquor store.

 

[oldrover]

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.

Bartender frowns and says…

“What IS this… some kind of a joke?”