Have any jokes?

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Okay so I wanted to tell a joke and would love to hear others (because everyone person always has a joke) and thought it might lighten the mood and stuff

In the Soviet Union a man was walking home at night. The guard shouted halt, the man ran and the guard shot him.

Me: ‘Why did you do that?!’
Guard ‘Curfew’
Me: ‘Well it isn’t curfew yet’
Guard: ‘I know, he’s a friend of mine I know where he lives he couldn’t have made it.’

This was a joke by Ronald Reagan but it’s much funnier when he says it. Reagan also had a funny quote:
‘The only people for abortion have already been born’
 
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There’s already a thread here on jokes and puns. You might want to include these there.
 
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