I need Jokes to Spice Up My Conversations

[JulesR]

I need good joke material, clean jokes, to spice up my convos. I don’t care how cheesy the jokes may be, I love a good groaner. There’s this one joke about vacuums that I have, and I tell it all the time even though it sucks.

 

[GEddie]

Do tell.

If it’s clean, some here can use it.

A blonde was asked by a professor: “Is there sound in a vacuum?”

Blonde: “That depends, is it turned on or off?”

 

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found this on wnd.com A guy walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and sprays perfume all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the man and asks what he is doing. The man says, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’” “But why?” asks the man. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man repli…

 

[GEddie]

The Texas Aggie platoon sergeant was ordered to form a firing squad.

“Everybody! Get in a circle!” he hollered.