If Hip Hop were the form of Church Teaching

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This is an informal joke it is intended as humor only I hope you enjoy.

If Hip Hop were the form of Church teaching…

Yo yo Word up Dre, let these heathen know I got something to say.

Dre: Word you about to go HAM Pope CRay? Man dog you just got the throne today.

His Holiness: Blasphemy! is the word today, these heretics got my beard hairs turned gray. The fighting the scheming these heathen better pray cause I’m bout to let God’s Holy Words spray. A heretic here a heretic there authentic Christianity is ever so rare it’s time to bring Gods righteous wrath to bear. I formally declare you gonna need some prayer… DOGMA!

Dre: Wait Cray oh man don’t do it remember the last time you wrote influential music the movement?

Pope Cray the First: Schism just another ism nothin new under the sun I decree the Trinity and Almighty God is one Jesus died for you and I and He is the co-eternal Son DOGMA! Now cursed be all heresy I anathematize thee! I’m done!

Nihil Obstat

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How Protestants think the Catholic Church developed…

If Hip Hop were the form of Church teaching…

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Yo yo Word up Dre, let these heathen know I got something to say.

Dre: Word you about to go HAM Pope CRay? Man dog you just got the throne today.

His Holiness: Blasphemy! is the word today, these heretics got my beard hairs turned gray. The fighting the scheming these heathen better pray cause I’m bout to let God’s Holy Words spray. A heretic here a heretic there authentic Christianity is ever so rare it’s time to bring Gods righteous wrath to bear. I formally declare you gonna need some prayer… DOGMA!

Dre: Wait Cray oh man don’t do it remember the last time you wrote influential music the movement?

Pope Cray the First: Schism just another ism nothin new under the sun I decree [infallibly] the Trinity and Almighty God is one Jesus died for you and I and He is the co-eternal Son DOGMA! Now cursed be all heresy I anathematize thee! I’m done!

Nihil Obstat

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