I'm sorry for my arrogance (Joke Thread)

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Being a self proclaimed genius has expanded my head beyond the known reaches of the universe. It’s sooooooooo big that other humans appear like ants to me on the intellectual terrain and so i often forget that they are my fellow sentient beings worthy of my respect.

Where did it all start i hear you ask… I was born with what some might describe as the mind of a genius. It’s not my fault. My father was a genius and so was my father before me. In fact i have been breaking a family rule. Never let anyone else know that you are a genius. I remember my father telling me “if the world finds out, they will do experiments on your brain in the hope of obtaining your genius for themselves” . But i am compelled i tell you, absolutely compelled to lord my genius over others. Please forgive me.

And so, it’s my intentions to apologize and say i am better than everyone, but it was never my intentions to make you feel bad.
 
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Please be lenient. It’s a genius’s first attempt at a confession.
 
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I am trying to, but i fear my ego is actually consistent with actual facts, so it’s more like playing down my incredible intelligence to protect the feelings of others.
 
My brain doesn’t understand the word flawed. Is that something you made up to describe your brain in comparison to mine?

(notice: this thread is a joke)
 
So you do know that i am the best! I will send you a leaflet documenting my 4 main strengths so you can tell your friends you are in the midst of a genius.
  1. Absolute Genius
  2. Amazing Genius
  3. Incredible Genius
  4. Beyond human comprehension Genius
Bonus: Multiverse genius
 
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It’s actually from a Star Wars Comic. The Emperor was referring to Sith sorcery I believe 🤓
 
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