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[Melodeonist]

Got a joke that’s on your mind and you can’t hold it even a second more or your mind will explode? Post it here before it’s too late!

I came up with this one in a traffic jam on the highway coming home from a Catholic store but I elaborated on it later: So there’s two guys. One guy has sunglasses with brown tinted lenses on. The other guy isn’t wearing sunglasses. Mr. sunglasses says “Man! Everything looks like crap!” The other guy replies “That’s what happens when you wear brown tinted glasses!” I know, that was a crappy joke.

 

[Trishie]

My husband just texted me this one from the living-room:

What is the difference between an Optimist, a Pessimist and a Realist.

The Optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

The Pessimist sees only black.

The Realist sees the train.

The train driver sees three idiots standing on the track !!

 

[pianistclare]

What do you call a muddy chicken who crosses the road back and forth?

A dirty double crosser!

 

[Jeanne_S]

A man walks into a pet shop and tells the owner he wants to buy a Keet.
The owner replies" Don’t you mean a Parakeet?
Man replies,“No,just one!”
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:Bwhaaaaa,now that’s a baaaaad joke!