It's a Sin! Pars III

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Same as before. Answer the previous poster’s question humorously, ask your own sin.

Example.

User: Is it a sin to eat scrambled eggs?

According to Sister Scrumptious, only if you don’t add cheese.

Is it a sin to start a new thread for this?
 
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Same as before. Answer the previous poster’s question humorously, ask your own sin.

Example.

User: Is it a sin to eat scrambled eggs?

According to Sister Scrumptious, only if you don’t add cheese.

Is it a sin to start a new thread for this?
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The Sacred Penitentiary applauds the OP’s dedication to reducing ignorance among faithful Catholics. However, Father Francis, in a rare use of his administrator’s privilege, ordered the logo to the be changed since, at that time, it would have to be continued in Print form. AKA The Sacred Penitentiary Magazine. No small amount of scandal followed Father Francis’ order and there have been some lobbying for the a return to the traditional logo. Finally, Father Francis, in order to appease both sides abolished the logo all together.
So, no, what you did is not a sin. But you did create so much controversy.

Is it a sin to create a fake story to shame the OP for being awesome?
 
Father Francis, after going to his car and finding it had egged by those from the Sacred Penitentiary who were disgruntled with the logo’s removal was taken aback by a magazine headline from a nearby stack that said, “I married a Bigfoot!” After his initial astonishment, Father Francis found it to have marvelous social critique and superb allegories concerning social issues and therefore replies that a fake story can be a useful teaching device. No sin.

Is it a sin to have autocorrect?
 
It is a grave sin, so much so that Cardinal Curmudgeon has petitioned the Vatican to have autocorrect named the ninth deadly sin. This came about when the good cardinal was writing his latest exhortation on his computer, reluctantly so because his typewriter was broken and his scribe had the day off. He wrote “Deus, in adiutorium,” which was autocorrected “Deuce in auditorium,” completely butchering the intended meaning.

Is it a sin to continue to gripe about the new CAF format, while actually becoming more and more used to it?
 
Cardinal Curmudgeon says he still gripes about the strange fashions kids wear these days, all while going many places in his favorite pair of Crocs. No sin.

Is it a sin to have a dream about the apocalypse without said dream containing zombies that actually look like zombies?
 
HAHAHA!!! Just imagining Cardinal Curmudgeon in Crocs…

But, back to business. Deacon Don, having just binged watched every zombie movie that he could get his hands on, thinks that there is a spiritual allegory to Zombie movies. He just can’t think of any at the moment. He needs to watch more movies to find the hidden meaning. Meanwhile, the Deacon has delved into Revelation to find any relevant topics about zombies and their appearance. Unfortunately, Deacon Don thinks that there are allegories in allegories so Father Francis has banned his further reading of Revelation while he sits on the board of the Sacred Penitentiary. All of this to say is that this question has gone unanswered. Oh, we have reason to believe that Cardinal Curmudgeon has ventured an opinion: It is a sin. Because zombies are inherently sinful it seems no matter how they look. Spawn of the devil and all that.

Okay, big one here from these durn millenials. Is it a sin to take a selfie. 🤨
 
Cardinal Moe Dernism has brought Father Young to consult on this question. On the one hand, taking selfies posing a dangerous risk as one let’s go of an awareness to the surroundings and fosters a narcissistic tendency all while encouraging youngsters to use their selfie stick. On the other hand, according to Sister Meme (pronounced Mimi), they also make for great humor when sending out selfie fails. Therefore the group has decided to consult the CCC (Cardinal Curmudgeon Crocs) and has found a note on the bottom that says, “Find your own stinkin’ shoes.” And so therefore, following the metaphor to seek the walk, Cardinal Moe Dernism has discerned that taking selfies, so long as done for the glory of others so that they can bask in the radiance of your out-of-focus picture, is no sin.

Is it a sin to keep checking the time even though it’s not close enough to the time I’m waiting for to justify the checking of the time?
 
Guru Chakra Khan, who is staying at the Sacred Penitentiary as a special guest of Cardinal Moe Dernism, despite the strong objections of Cardinal Curmudgeon, replies, “Seek to always be in the present moment, where there is neither past nor future. Perhaps it is a sin, perhaps it is not a sin.” Cardinal Moe Dernism nods in approval, while Cardinal Curmudgeon makes a whip out of cords, so as to drive out the interloper.

Is it a sin to hum the theme song from “Game of Thrones” to myself as a I walk along at a plodding pace, keeping time with the music in my head, even though I rarely if ever watch the show?
 
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Only if you do the South Park version. 😉

Is it a sin to like a remake of a song better than the original?
 
Before Father Young (the new intern) can answer, Cardinal Curmudgeon yells, “Tradition!!!” From the back room can be heard the protests of Rabbi Nate concerning the ever-present linkage of Judaism and The Fiddler on the Roof. “Can Judaism ever be associated with anything other than that movie!?!?” he protests. From the bathroom comes the protests of Mr. Dvorzhetskii, the liaison for the Russian Orthodox. “Can Russians ever be associated with anything other than that movie and snow?!?!”

Father Francis finally weighs in stating that as long as they are hymns for Mass and are in the Vernacular to such a degree that even teenagers can understand them, it’s all good.

For example, instead of “Joy to the World” it should be, “LOL Homies”

Is it a sin to never read the bulletin?
 
Sister Schastica has gasped in horror. “Not read the bulletin?” she asks while flattening against her bookshelf filled with archived church bulletins. “Growing up, I learned to read off those church bulletins. What if one were to miss Trivia Night, or worse the Diocesan Bingo Night, leaving me in a room alone with five thousand angry old women?” She continues, “This shocks me to my core and you can read the, alibi obvious, answer in next week’s bulletin.”

Is it a sin to, upon meeting another person’s parent, turn to said parent and say, “So you’re their parent? My condolences.”
 
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Father Ignoremus says, “Why not?”

I am so sorry to ask this because I know it must have been addressed before but… After a long absence from this site and for reasons that can be verified with the proper authorities, is it a sin to be totally shocked with the new format on this illustrious site?
 
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Cardinal Moe Dernism replies:
As the Church has always taught, that’s right, always, never anything else, always this, remeber thus is what has always been taught, you are paying attention I hope because this has always been taught and never taught any differently you hear me, always, this is a need for change. This need for change is a need for change within us away from our less admirable desires. And it is under authority as Cardinal Moe Dernism that hereby decree the Catholic Answers Format be changed greatly so as to give the saintly users, except for-- an I shouldn’t name names, practice at change. But if they cannot change, let them change in other ways.
So no, it isn’t a sin, but remeber your journey to holiness starts with an internet forum. #ForumChange

Is it a sin to download copious amounts of Catholic memes?
 
Sister Scrupulosa is worried about this since isn’t tantamount to heresy to make fun of the Faith? She definitely thinks so. Besides, the internet is dangerous. She specifically warns young and old about the sinfulness of forums. #ForumChange

Flee from this abomination before it is too late.

Is it a sin to tell the cashier that you found everything OK even when you didn’t just so you can get out of the store?
 
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