Jesus loves abortionists

[Bubba_Switzler]

“Did you ever say, ‘I’m Jesus, and I say that stupid girls who let guys talk them into going to the back seat of their cars have to have babies?’ Did you say that ever?”

“No,” Jesus replies.

“All you talk about is, be nice to each other!” the teenager continues. “You never said nobody’s allowed to have an abortion.”

The fictional Jesus confirms her assertion.

“So can I? Can I? Can I?” she asks.

“Honestly, I — I don’t really have an issue with it,” Jesus tells her.

Honestly?

nationalreview.com/articles/264914/defining-divinity-down-kathryn-jean-lopez

 

[wild_thing]

Good article! When I first started reading it, I was like, what the heck? I’ve been hearing entirely too much about these sorts of plays lately, but it was nice to see the author put a positive spin on the whole thing for Holy Week.

 

[Nelka]

Jesus Christ was crucified for all of us!