Just curious how you then will handle Acts 2:38-41:
38Peter replied, “Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. 39The promise is for you and your children and for all who are far off—for all whom the Lord our God will call.”
With many other words he warned them; and he pleaded with them, “Save yourselves from this corrupt generation.” 41Those who accepted his message were baptized, and about three thousand were added to their number that day.
Sounds like this is for the children…
For us this IS a “duh” thing. Jesus tells Nicodemus you must be born again. Nicodemus does not understand how to be born again. Jesus tells him water and spirit. From math class we know “and” equals plus…so water + spirit = born again…

and we know the only thing that has water + spirit is baptism.
Anyways can John 1:32-34 help:
Then John gave this testimony: “I saw the Spirit come down from heaven as a dove and remain on him. 33I would not have known him, except that the one who sent me to baptize with water told me, ‘The man on whom you see the Spirit come down and remain is he who will baptize with the Holy Spirit.’ 34I have seen and I testify that this is the Son of God.”
So John Baptized with water Jesus baptized with holy spirit…(and water was still involved) so again water + spirit!.
I also wanted to point out a fallacy in what you are saying:
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Nicodemus was a ruler of the Jews so it is not likely that “he spent any time with Jesus,” as you suppose.
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John 3:1
Now there was a man of the Pharisees named Nicodemus, a member of the Jewish ruling council. 2He came to Jesus at night and said, “Rabbi, we know you are a teacher who has come from God. For no one could perform the miraculous signs you are doing if God were not with him.”
Why did he come at night? He also says “signs” note that is plural…he must have been watching Jesus for some time, and seen many things. So to say he has not spent any time with Jesus would be incorrect to say the least.
Now Nicodemus obviously wants to enter the Kingdom of God, and obviously wants to be saved. Otherwise he would NOT ask how to enter the kingdom of God.
Your interpretation is just very strange to say the least. Water=born of women.
Further your argument that if water equals baptism then Jesus should have just said it. The inverse is also true, if Jesus meant water equals born from a women then he could have just said that. I just am not sure how you break up the word “and” into two seperate things. To be born again means born of water AND spirit. And to answer your question on why not “just say baptism” (which sounds like you are undermining Christ’s wisdom)
John 3:10
“You are Israel’s teacher,” said Jesus, "and do you not understand these things?
He wants him to THINK that is why “not just say baptism”
Further you do not understand Oregooner (hi Oregooner, we are debating Phil12123 in another post infant vs believer baptism) in taking this out of context. You are analyzing John 3:5 without the rest of the book. John 3:5 is part of a narration on Jesus’s life. Remember John 3:1 “Now there was a man” he is telling a story. After he talks to Nicodemus what does he do? John 3:22 “After this, Jesus and his disciples went out into the Judean countryside, where he spent some time with them, and baptized.”
Now you can understand that after the encounter they went on BAPTIZING…maybe…I have helped or not…it was a worth a try
Can you site theologians who side with your interpretation…perhaps from the year 1,000AD or earlier?
Peace
Jtown****