Joke sites and stories about atheists?

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Does anyone have links to jokes at the expense of atheists, satanists, etc?

I need some sort of retaliation somehow. A forum I belong to has been attacking the catholic faith through jokes and such. The thread itself was inflamatory, but I can’t just sit here and let THEM get all the laughs.

Anyone know of any jokes?
 
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case. The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long, passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel and declared, “Case dismissed!”

The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, “Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the Jews — why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah . . . and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!”

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said “Obviously your client is too confused to know about, or for that matter, even celebrate the atheists’ holiday!”

The ACLU lawyer pompously said: “We are aware of no such holiday for atheists. Just when might that be, Your Honor?”

The judge said, “Well, it comes every year on exactly the same date — April 1st!”

The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.”— Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1 Hehehe, I found one
 
Forgive them ; they don’t understand that the day will come and they’ll be panished for what they doing . We should pray for them , not be like them . You want to do exactly what the Lord doesn’t want us to do . Don’t be angry with them , don’t do anything against them and don’t judge them ; you’re not suppose to do that .
See my mother is an Atheist , she’s trying to make me lose faith , she doesn’t allow me baptise ( I am not baptised ) , she doesn’t want me to go to the church , and she’s trying to stop me from praying ; but I respact and obey her and trying to do as much as I can for the Lord ( I am doing all in secret ) . I’m a beliver since I was 7 years old ( now I am 14 ) . Just don’t use that forum or don’t read their messages , but don’t go agianst them .
 
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