Just for the pun of it

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I am seeking Catholic puns.
For example:
What do you call a deacon, a priest, and a bishop asking for food at a restaurant?……HOLY ORDERS!
 
A visual pun…

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You would love the Pastor of my Parish. He has a “Pastor’spun” in every bulletin!

For example:

Q: What did the Wise Men say after they had offered the gifts of gold and frankincense?

A: Wait there is myrrh!
 
What was the Catholic school’s wheelchair basketball team called?

The Holy Rollers. 🏀 ♿
 
Did you hear the joke about the new censer used at Mass? It was thurible.
 
We wanted our kids to bring up the candles, but they were all lucifers.

(That might be too much?? 🤐 )
 
Don’t tell me the Church isn’t sexist. God is male. Priests are male. Even the songs are hymns.
 
A rope walks into a Friary and asks to join. The Friars tell him, “sorry, we don’t accept ropes.” So, he stood outside for awhile and waited until another rope came up and told him he’d also like to join. The rope said to other one, “I’ve got an idea. Tie yourself up with me.” So they walk into the Friary. The Friars ask, “aren’t you that same rope that was in here earlier?” The ropes reply, “No, I’m afraid [a frayed] knot.”
 
How’d that fella’ know to build an ark before any rains started? Because he Noah lot!
 
Never have a lenten fish event without assistance from the Fish Friar and the Chip Monk . . .
 
Balaam gets the prize for being the most flexible guy in the Old Testament.
He tied his ass to a tree and walked three miles.
 
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