JWs at my door on New Year's Day

[catsrus]

My ex- brother-in-law (jw) told me that my Christmas tree was demonized.
Of course, he also said that his brother’s police uniform was demonized.
Demonized objects are a big thing to jws.

 

[yessisan]

My ex- brother-in-law (jw) told me that my Christmas tree was demonized.
Of course, he also said that his brother’s police uniform was demonized.
Demonized objects are a big thing to jws.

They sure are!!

 

[mommyof4]

Definitely need a couple of big and obvious statutes of Mary in there to advertise your Catholicness

I have found that having a few big dogs in the yard can go a long way in discouraging them to come too far on the proprety, too.

My bil found out that answering the door in his underwear scared a JW off one day a few years ago.

 

[Jaypeeto3]

The last Dubs to knock on my door were two women, only one of whom did the talking. I was tired.
She started out with the standard pitch:

Hello, we are visiting with people this morning to discuss current events. Tell me, have you ever wondered why there is so much trouble in the world?

And I said, oh believe me, I know why.

And she said, well would you like to share a verse of scripture?? and I replied, no, not at this time, and politely closed the door.

I should have said, yes, the reason why there is so much trouble in the world is that mankind is not united in Christ’s One Holy, Catholic, Roman, and Apostolic Church.
But again, I was tired and didn’t think quickly enough.
But an answer like THAT would have made her
eyeballs bug out.

Jaypeeto3 (aka Jaypeeto4)

 

[yessisan]

The last Dubs to knock on my door were two women, only one of whom did the talking. I was tired.
She started out with the standard pitch:

Hello, we are visiting with people this morning to discuss current events. Tell me, have you ever wondered why there is so much trouble in the world?

And I said, oh believe me, I know why.

And she said, well would you like to share a verse of scripture?? and I replied, no, not at this time, and politely closed the door.

I should have said, yes, the reason why there is so much trouble in the world is that mankind is not united in Christ’s One Holy, Catholic, Roman, and Apostolic Church.
But again, I was tired and didn’t think quickly enough.
But an answer like THAT would have made her
eyeballs bug out.

Jaypeeto3 (aka Jaypeeto4)

FUNNY!! I’d pay to see that!

 

[az_4_faith]

The last Dubs to knock on my door were two women, only one of whom did the talking. I was tired.
She started out with the standard pitch:

Hello, we are visiting with people this morning to discuss current events. Tell me, have you ever wondered why there is so much trouble in the world?

And I said, oh believe me, I know why.

And she said, well would you like to share a verse of scripture?? and I replied, no, not at this time, and politely closed the door.

I should have said, yes, the reason why there is so much trouble in the world is that mankind is not united in Christ’s One Holy, Catholic, Roman, and Apostolic Church.
But again, I was tired and didn’t think quickly enough.
But an answer like THAT would have made her
eyeballs bug out.

Jaypeeto3 (aka Jaypeeto4)

Primo answer, I’m committing that one to memory.

They usually get me in my jammies, too.

Gives 'em a little more to witness than they counted on.