āEddieā was the best of a very good cast.
Saccharine sweet and a transparent flatterer to parents ā¦
"HEL-o Mrs. Clever, Mr. Clever. I was just mentioning to Wallace and young Theodore here how lucky they are to have such generous, understanding parents as yourselves! (The boys are NOT now in LESS trouble due to Eddieās āgreetingā).
HEY Wally! Hi-Ya SQUIRT!
Mostly Eddie was just a happy mischief machine with a perpetual superiority complex. Though he did ENJOY secretly the fact that he was surrounded by chumps and fools he could easily (in his mind) charm and snow.
He could be good natured for a WHILE. Laughing at othersā jokes. Smiling. And even helping the Beaver once in a while (though usually betraying him for comic effect by the end of the show). He seemed to be using Wally, the stylish dressed moral SQUARE ā¦ as his danger brake pedal when in mid-scheme.
A mash up of Eddie scenes and episodes I remember ā
A bilingual business associate of Wardās visits with his young daughter ā¦ who speaks only Spanish.
Beaver nonetheless plays and talks with the bored girl. As she readies to leave ā¦ she quickly kisses him goodbye! Eddie and Wally SEE this! Later:
E: Hey squirt ā¦ who was that GIRL we saw ya kissing?
B: Huh? I ā¦ wasnāt kissingā ANYBODY!
E: Donāt give us that ā¦ we SAW ya!
W: Yeah Beav ā¦ We SAW ya!
B: Well ā¦ I ā¦ I ā¦ I wasnāt kissinā HER ā¦ she was kissinā ME!
E: Well all RIGHT Chief! Whatād ya say to er?
B: Mmm ā¦ nothinā. She only speaks Spanish!
In a rare show of generosity Eddie, as Beaver leaves, tells Wally they should help Beaver talk to the girl. Eddie is taking Spanish ā¦ and slowly concocts a sentence for him.
As he puts it together he looks sincere and big brotherly.
Loosely it translated to - Hi Maria! I like your face. Your eyes and mouth look just like ā¦ (Eddie tries to think of a final word, then brightly declares in Spanish) ā¦ a PIGās! Both he and Wally laugh heartily.
But later, Eddie āhelpsā teach the sentence to Beaver in Wallyās absence. Beaver is elated.
The girl visits again. Beaver slowly manages the Spanish sentence ā¦ to Mariaās appreciation ā¦ until that final horrible WORD! She exits in tears. Beaver is mystified.
Ward and June figure out whatās happened and put WALLY on the spot for Eddieās misbehavior.
June: Wally! How could you let Eddie DO that to Beaver?
Wally: Gosh Mom. YāKNOW how Eddie is. Ya tell him tāstop and heāll just do the OPPOSITE!
I know heās kind of a RAT ā¦
ā¦ but a guyās gotta have a best FRIEND!
Another time BEAVER does something nice for Eddie ā¦ to Eddieās confusion.
E: Wow. That was really cool. How come you arenāt like this all the time.
B: Cuz I donāt LIKE ya.
E: Huh?
B: Heck Eddie ā¦ NOBODY likes ya! Not even Wally.
And HEās yer best FRIEND!
Thanks Ken Osmond for hours of delight. Eddie Haskell was like a versatile spice rack that made a good meal like a banquet.
RIP < but when I think of you ā¦ I hear something ripping and you making elaborate plans of escape for the guys.