Lame Catholic jokes

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A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt.”
His son asked, “What happened to the flea?”
 
A rich man was dying and a angel came to carry him to heaven. The rich man asked if he could bring one thing. The angel agreed and the man brought a briefcase full of gold.

When he arrived at the pearly gates St Peter asked him “what’s in the briefcase?” The man showed him the gold. St. Peter was perplexed and asked him “you brought pavement?”

Lamest religious joke I ever heard 😫
 
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I recently heard an older man say, “I am so old that I knew the Dead Sea when it was just sick”
 
That reminds me of another one:

Teacher: “Now, Jason, can you tell me, where is the Red Sea?”

Jason: “On my report card.”
 
Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing?
He only had 2 worms.

Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson, he brought the house down
 
I don’t really know who could heal lame Catholics… Everyone I ask thinks I’m joking…
 
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