Large Family Zingers

[MarcPekny]

Folks,

Do any of you have any good one-liners to share to those who may say terrible things to you while at the grocery store, etc. towards your large family (or someone you know with a large family)?

So far, I have heard:

-We’re Catholic and we’re taking over the world!
-We’re working on our own Congressional district!

Please share so I can arm myself if we’re blessed with many more than our two children!

Marc

 

[Emmaus]

Here is the link to a previous thread with the same question. Lots of good responses.

forum.catholic.com/showthread.php?t=964

 

[MarcPekny]

Emmaus:

Here is the link to a previous thread with the same question. Lots of good responses.

forum.catholic.com/showthread.php?t=964

Thanks…I didn’t think of the words used in that thread!

 

[Spatulate]

geocities.com/~plomp/largefam/comebacks.htm is the URL for The Official Large Family FAQ page, full of comebacks to (rude or curious) comments.
for example:
You have your hands full!

• Yes, happily so!
• Yes, and my heart too.
• Don’t say anything, just look puzzled at your hands. (This does obviously not work if you are carrying a baby
• Yes, but I would rather have my hands full than empty

**Are you going to have more? **

• Yes, we just enjoy sex soooooo much!
• Why do you want to know?
• Well, not today.
• We are trying to get into the Genisus Book of World Records of (add whatever here) most kids, largest family living in one house, etc.
• OH YES! I want to have a family bigger then the one in my favorite movie “Yours, Mine & Ours!” only (add a # here) to beat the 19 they had!!
• Yes, I always want just one more.
• Well, we do have a twelve passenger van.
• Check back in nine months and you’ll see for yourself.