Lexiophillia fun

[OurLadyofSorrows]

Might be a fun topic

I will start off , lets play with words

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

 

[OurLadyofSorrows]

I have another, How does Moses make tea, Hebrews it

 

[adamhovey1988]

Did you hear about the guy that got hit with a can of coke? It’s okay, he’s alright, it’s a soft drink.

 

[0Scarlett_nidiyilii]

We drive on parkways and park on driveways

(Thank you Steven Wright)

 

[0Scarlett_nidiyilii]

One goose, two geese.

One moose, but not two meese.

Don’t get me started on sheep.

 

[OurLadyofSorrows]

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.