Huh? I don’t know. What kind of guy would be attached to furniture? Something’s fishy - call the police. It may not be a marital problem at all.
I mean did he take off with his favorite, stinky, ol’ recliner?
I could see making off with the boat, tackle, guns, tractor, golf clubs and such. But furniture?
The only way I would dissappear along with all the home furnishings would be if someone kidnapped me, and they were stupid enough to think my furniture valuable.