MEN: Say only three things to your wife

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When I got married 15 years ago, my father (married 33 years) took me aside and told me that I only need to say 3 things to my new bride.

“YES, DEAR.”
“I AM SORRY, DEAR”
“YOU ARE RIGHT, DEAR.”

I found he was right. However, I must warn you not to try and save time by combining the sentences and saying,
"YES, I AM SORRY “YOU ARE RIGHT … DEAR.”
:rotfl:
 
I remember a story told of a couple married for 50 years. The husband was asked the secret of their success. He said that they agreed from the beginning that she would handle all the little problems and he would handle all the big problems. Fortunetly, in 50 years, all their problems have been little ones.

:rotfl:
 
kooi.com/jokes/sunjoke_21.htm
joke for sep 9 2003
A couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. A reporter from the newspaper asked them what was the secret to their long and happy marriage. The man said, “It goes back to our honeymoon. We went to the Grand Canyon and took a mule all the way down to the very bottom. On the way, my wife’s mule stumbled, throwing her off. She said, ‘That’s one,’ and climbed back on the mule. After a time, the mule stumbled again, throwing her off once more. She said, ‘That’s two’ as she climbed back on. Just before reaching the bottom of the canyon, the mule stumbled a third time. My wife said, ‘That’s three’ and pulled a gun out of her purse, shooting the mule dead. I complained and scolded her for the way she treated the mule. She looked at me and said, ‘That’s one.’ From that moment on, we’ve lived happily ever after.”
Hmmm.

Similar to this joke:

anduin.eldar.org/~ben/funny/html/101.html
A young Amish man had just married his lovely bride. As a gift, he was given a horse and buggy. The couple rode off happily until a passing car spooked the horse. The horse bolted down the road…
When the man finally calmed the horse down, and got it back under control, he yelled, “THAT’S ONE!”
They continued traveling down the road, when the horse was again spooked by a barking dog. The horse bolted down the road…
Again, the man was able to stop the horse. Angered, he yelled “THAT’S TWO!”
The couple rode peacefully until the horse was spooked by a hunter’s gunshot in the distance. The horse madly bolted from the sound, running across two lanes of traffic, into a field.
Furious, the man yelled, “THAT’S THREE!” He went to the back of the buggy, pulled out his rifle, and shot the horse cleanly between it’s eyes…
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” His wife began raving hysterically. “WHY EVER DID YOU DO THAT, IT WAS A GOOD HORSE!? WE COU–”
The man cut in, stopping his wife’s yelling. “THAT’S ONE!”
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
 
When I read your title immediately coming to my mind was the three words that I say often each day to my wife.

“I love you.” :love:
 
And there’s the three words men have THE MOST difficulty saying:

“I don’t know”

-Red Green-
 
Black Jaque:
And there’s the three words men have THE MOST difficulty saying:

“I don’t know”

-Red Green-
I like:

I’m a man.
I can change.
If I have to.
I guess.
 
Only one thing is necessary. Say “I love you.” Every day. And mean it, and act on it.

JimG
 
Johnny Cash said the secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms.
 
Black Jaque:
And there’s the three words men have THE MOST difficulty saying:

“I don’t know”

-Red Green-
Nope, it’s

“I need directions”
 
T.A.Stobie:
When I read your title immediately coming to my mind was the three words that I say often each day to my wife.

“I love you.” :love:
ahhhhhhhhhhhh. What a sweetheart. :clapping:

You get points for this one, Thomas.
 
Then there’s the suggestion by Ogden Nash:

Advice For Married Men

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in your loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it.
Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Blessings,

Gerry
(36 years married 😃 )
 
My late husband, (we were married 14 years) would just say whenever I asked him why he didn’t say “I Love You”, his response…We’re still married aint we!!!

I loved him, but he had the romance of a “ROCK” 😛
 
Married going on 20 years in December. I see there are a few Red Green fans here. Nice to see yahs. I happen to be at work wearing a Red Green T shirt tonight. He would be proud of me don’t you think?😃

Moe
 
“I don’t know”

-Red Green-

“And remember, if women don’t find you handsome, at least they’ll find you handy!”

My husband and I just love his fixit projects, especially when they involve cars!
 
How about, “Of course those don’t make you look fat!”

And I love my husband’s, “Honey, that’s not fat! That’s loooove!” 😛
 
dhgray:

my parents-I showed them this thread, and now they won’t shut up! “Yes Dear” “You are right Dear” etc. It’s driving me crazy!!!😉
 
This newlywed has the “That’s right, Hunnie!” part trained.

We have the rest of our lives to figure out the rest
 
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