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Brain
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I was wondering about specific preferences or turn offs people have with church music. Just curious. I beg you though to be specific and not to knock on entire categories without any clear reasoning (eg, “it was written before/after 1960 therefore its automatically worthless”). I would rather know what exactly it is about the hymns you like or dislike, that make you like that sort of hymn.
I am pretty open as to the usage of hymns, with a bit of a bias, but not a huge one, for songs with or based on more traditional tunes, or even old tunes with new lyrics, which I think is due to my first 2 turn-offs.
So again, I’m pretty open to most hymns, so my preferences are best given as what things I dont like.
Note: this is for songs meant for the congregants to sing, if its a choir-led (easier to follow a complex tune if there is a choir) or choir-only peice, I’m slightly more “understanding” so long as I can still understand the words, the choir isnt destracting us from the mass, and the choir isnt being used solely in lieu of the congregation singing or overpowering the assembly’s voices.
things i dont like:
-sudden and/or ugly changes in the tune, like switching to much shorter or longer notes in the middle of a line or jumping an octave for no good reason and without any warning or “hints” in the melody.
-Random complexity or broad pitch ranges singable by people who have both natural talent and extensive training, usually such that only those particularly self-important cantors can do it (you know the type)
-Lyrics that have God singing to us instead of us singing to Him (I do make some exceptions to this one, especially if the lyrics also involve a “human” voice responding at some point, the song has a particularly beautiful message or melody, or if the hymn is based on a psalm with a “God” voice in it already. but even then, I prefer these to be reserved for communion hymns or other times when it is symbolically appropriate to be hearing a “God” voice)
-radically new-age-y metaphors, especially if they are misrepresenting what we actually believe. Catholic tradition is so rich with symbols, and its nice to hear those metaphors used in contemporary songs, creates a fusion of old and new that is rather pleasing.
-the use of a third language (ie other than vernacular or latin) at a mass that is not culturally themed, especially if the community has no real ties to the language in question. (la guadalupana, grosser gott wir loben dich, etc. are indeed very pretty songs BUT awkward outside of a culturally-themed mass) Though I am open to super-multi-lingual songs on special occasions (like singing “silent night” in Eng, Ger, Spa, and sometimes even french or latin, at the midnight christmas mass)
-Use of organ just becuase there is one there (I love the organ but that doesnt change the fact that some songs just sound bad on organs)
-lyrics or dubious, post-composition, lyric changes with an agenda behind them! especially when it messes up the song (eg, when there might have been a phonetic pattern in the lyrics or a natural resonance of a sylable with a particular note but it was ruined when the OCP-meat-grinder decided to refer to God as God, and never as He)
A few things I, personally, really like:
I am pretty open as to the usage of hymns, with a bit of a bias, but not a huge one, for songs with or based on more traditional tunes, or even old tunes with new lyrics, which I think is due to my first 2 turn-offs.
So again, I’m pretty open to most hymns, so my preferences are best given as what things I dont like.
Note: this is for songs meant for the congregants to sing, if its a choir-led (easier to follow a complex tune if there is a choir) or choir-only peice, I’m slightly more “understanding” so long as I can still understand the words, the choir isnt destracting us from the mass, and the choir isnt being used solely in lieu of the congregation singing or overpowering the assembly’s voices.
things i dont like:
-sudden and/or ugly changes in the tune, like switching to much shorter or longer notes in the middle of a line or jumping an octave for no good reason and without any warning or “hints” in the melody.
-Random complexity or broad pitch ranges singable by people who have both natural talent and extensive training, usually such that only those particularly self-important cantors can do it (you know the type)
-Lyrics that have God singing to us instead of us singing to Him (I do make some exceptions to this one, especially if the lyrics also involve a “human” voice responding at some point, the song has a particularly beautiful message or melody, or if the hymn is based on a psalm with a “God” voice in it already. but even then, I prefer these to be reserved for communion hymns or other times when it is symbolically appropriate to be hearing a “God” voice)
-radically new-age-y metaphors, especially if they are misrepresenting what we actually believe. Catholic tradition is so rich with symbols, and its nice to hear those metaphors used in contemporary songs, creates a fusion of old and new that is rather pleasing.
-the use of a third language (ie other than vernacular or latin) at a mass that is not culturally themed, especially if the community has no real ties to the language in question. (la guadalupana, grosser gott wir loben dich, etc. are indeed very pretty songs BUT awkward outside of a culturally-themed mass) Though I am open to super-multi-lingual songs on special occasions (like singing “silent night” in Eng, Ger, Spa, and sometimes even french or latin, at the midnight christmas mass)
-Use of organ just becuase there is one there (I love the organ but that doesnt change the fact that some songs just sound bad on organs)
-lyrics or dubious, post-composition, lyric changes with an agenda behind them! especially when it messes up the song (eg, when there might have been a phonetic pattern in the lyrics or a natural resonance of a sylable with a particular note but it was ruined when the OCP-meat-grinder decided to refer to God as God, and never as He)
A few things I, personally, really like:
- Hymns based off psalms or canticles
- Hymns reminiscent of a specific biblical incident
- Hymns that fit the mood of the mass they are used in (eg some thought given to liturgical or physical season and/or time of day the mass wil be)
- Hymns about specific saints
- Marian Hymns
- Contemporary hymns that can be done with more classical instruments
- Contemporary hymns that sound good on or that can even be sucessfully played on an organ
- Familiar songs everyone knows
- Old tunes, new lyrics
- hymns with “manly” themes (yeah, I’m a guy… i like to hear about breastplates and swords and champions and battling satan and the like)