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joaquinvedder
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I am here to report God is real, God is strong, and God is all around us. The other day I was carrying a plate of food over to the table to eat and watch television (a nightly ritual). As I was walking I dropped the plate of food, and SCREAMED an obscenity whilst taking our heavenly fathers name in vain. As soon as I did this, I bent over to clean up the mess. As I was bent over I felt something hit my caboose. A lamp had fallen off my table and hit me right on my rear-end. This was clearly God’s way of telling me that this is no way to behave or talk. He was punishing me for my wicked speech. I must say I was at first embarrassed, as many disobedient children are, but then felt bad I had hurt God’s feelings. So I then decided that I would take twenty minutes out of my TV time for prayer, and ask God to forgive me. I can happily report that he forgave me, which was only due to his mighty love and mercy. God is good! Many blessings to all! Let god’s blood drip over all of us, and feed our thirst for his love! Respond with other blessed stories of our of fathers affection, and his steady hand of discipline!