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George Robert Newhart (born September 5, 1929) is an American stand-up comedian and actor noted for his deadpan and slightly stuttering delivery. Newhart came to prominence in 1960 when his album of comedic monologues, The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart , became a bestseller and reached number one on the Billboard pop album chart; it remains the 20th-best selling comedy album in history. The follow-up album, The Button-Down Mind Strikes Back! , was also a success, and the two albums held the Billboard number one and number two spots simultaneously. Newhart later went into acting, starring as Chicago psychologist Robert Hartley in The Bob Newhart Show during the 1970s and then as Vermont innkeeper Dick Loudon on the 1980s series Newhart . He also had two short-lived sitcoms in the 1990s, Bob and George and Leo . Newhart had film roles such as Major Major in Catch-22 and Papa Elf in Elf . He provided the voice of Bernard in the Disney animated films The Rescuers and The Rescuers Down Under . In 2004, he played the library head Judson in The Librarian , a character that continued in 2014 on the TV series The Librarians . In 2013, Newhart made his first of six guest appearances on The Big Bang Theory as Professor Proton, for which he received his first Primetime Emmy Award on September 15, 2013.
"Don Rickles and I are best friends. I know that might seem strange to those who know Don only by reputation, but somebody has to be his friend. Just to make sure I don’t forget, Don gave me a doormat that sits just outside the front door of my house. It reads: ‘ The Newharts: The Rickles’s Best Friends. ’"
"The greatest comedian I’ve ever seen is Jack Benny. He wasn’t afraid of the silences."
"I’ve been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I’m just another slightly amusing accountant."
"With the advent of cell phones, especially with the very small microphone that attach to the cell phone itself, it’s getting harder and harder I find, to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone."
"I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’."
“I don’t know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new life into the world, but how does someone want to be a proctologist? How can you fall in love with proctology?”
"No matter what hyenas sound like, they are not actually laughing."
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- - - - - - -"The greatest comedian I’ve ever seen is Jack Benny. He wasn’t afraid of the silences."
"I’ve been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I’m just another slightly amusing accountant."
"With the advent of cell phones, especially with the very small microphone that attach to the cell phone itself, it’s getting harder and harder I find, to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone."
"I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’."
“I don’t know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new life into the world, but how does someone want to be a proctologist? How can you fall in love with proctology?”
"No matter what hyenas sound like, they are not actually laughing."
