Prodigal Son Kicked Back Out After Old Tweets Surface

[Theo520]

Prodigal Son Kicked Back Out After Old Tweets Surface

ISRAEL—There was a certain man who had two sons, and the younger son demanded his inheritance and then wasted it all in a distant country. When the son came crawling back, begging for forgiveness, the father made a huge celebration to mark the return of his prodigal son.

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[adamhovey1988]

I don’t think all Babylon bee articles are all that good, but a lot of them are very good for a laugh, thanks for sharing

 

[Peeps]

This site is hilarious! Thanks! I loved the article about the Bible escaping from Joel Osteen’s mansion!

 

[HeDa]

First time I’ve heard that version of the Prodigal Son! Read some from the Church category and these ones also gave me a laugh. Seems like a lot of the jokes are from the more evangelical/baptist tradition.

First Baptist Church Shocked To Discover They Are Not Actually The First Baptist Church

BRATTLEBORO, VT—Sources at First Baptist Church on Main Street confirmed Thursday that the pastor and all 27 people on the leadership team were shocked to discover that they are not actually the first Baptist church in existence.

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Baptist Church Holds Potlucks Weekly, Lord's Supper Quarterly

JACKSON, MS—Ridgeside Baptist Church is still holding potlucks every week while holding the Lord's Supper only every quarter, sources at the church confirmed.

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[TheBomb.Com]

I really love the Babylon Bee articles about Reformed and Catholics.