Quotes with a twist

[goodcatholic]

Using known quotes, famous or otherwise, give them your own twist to freshen them up.

 

[goodcatholic]

The unlived life is not worth examining.

 

[goodcatholic]

Blessed are the toasted ham and cheese makers.

 

[goodcatholic]

Don’t ask what God can do for you. Ask what God can do to your enemy.

 

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Those that say lying isn’t a sin are liars.

 

[goodcatholic]

11th Commandment. Thou shalt not be caught doing the first 10.
12th Commandment. Vote Republican.

 

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Some people get better with age. Other get bitter.
What’s that famous tongue twister? Bitter, better butter?