Rooner Spisms in Wangluage

[goodcatholic]

Sporry. Soonerisms.
Do you mow mot I whean?
Bonnie Rarker moz a waster at it.
example:
Good Catholic becomes:
Could Gatholic.

 

[goodcatholic]

Dave Granger is in grave danger.

 

[goodcatholic]

If I sold you my tins, should you be wocked?

 

[BartholomewB]

A priest is expected to be a shoving leopard.

 

[BartholomewB]

You hissed my mystery lesson. Now you have tasted the whole worm.

 

[goodcatholic]

Wice none Bart

 

[ratio1]

Tis too tough to talk this technique.

 

[BartholomewB]

Tis too tough to talk this technique.

I’m not clever enough to make them up. I’m only quoting spoonerisms I’ve known for years.

 

[goodcatholic]

hard to spoonerise when they all begin with the same letter
in your case “t”

 

[ratio1]

That was exactly my point!

 

[goodcatholic]

Your bit is getting wetter.

 

[ratio1]

Where’s my most improved badge?

 

[goodcatholic]

Lack of gratitude is the 8th Deadly Sin did you know Rat. Can I call you Rat by the way?

 

[ratio1]

Tario is fine.

 

[goodcatholic]

Japanese eh. Well you English is quit good Tario.

 

[ratio1]

Thanks, Could Gatholic.