Santa Claus: Pirates' Patron Saint?

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It seems that if Captain Jack Sparrow was real, and a Catholic, he would have appreciated Saint Nicholas of Myra. While it is not officially written in some places, there are allegations that he was in fact the Patron Saint of Pirates.

Now one has to wonder, with all of this chatter about “is it right to download” can we actually ask for St. Nick’s powerful blessing on situations such as these?
 
I know st nick is the patron saint of seafarers, so that could apply to pirates as well. as for digital piracy, I do not know.
 
Punching people in the face, however, is a-okey! Just so long as they’re Arians!*

*some scholars believe that Saint Nicholas didn’t actually punch Arius.
 
I’m about to google that battle, lmao

Santa’s one of my dream jobs
 
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