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TheNeutral
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I know this sounds like an unusual question for a Catholic forum, but I’m sure there are some wise Catholics or even former-Baptists who could give an insightful answer to this… I mean, c’mon; We’ve got the North Baptists, East Baptists, West Baptists, South Baptists, 23rd St. Boulevard Baptists, Crackerbarrel® Coast Baptists, Miami-Heat Baptists, George’s Homecooked Baptists, Baby’s-First Baptists, Sweet Baby Ray’s® Baptists, Pringles-Brand Baptists, Outback Creek Baptists, Eastern Alliance Baptists, 44th St. Baptists, 45th St. Baptists, 46&1/2th Street Baptist, Backstreet Baptists, Frontstreet Baptists, Jesus Baptists, Baptist Baptists, Kentucky Fried® Baptists, Single-Glossed Baptists, Double-Glossed Baptists, and most curiously, the Star Spangled Baptists.
Did I miss any Baptists? Let me know in the comments below! (Honorable mention to the Westborow Baptists too).
Truth be told, the Baptist branch of Christianity alone is probably responsible for at least 75% of the Protestant populace, and I find it very peculiar how they don’t see the absurdity in it all. Most of my friends and family have had many experiences with the massive amounts of sub-baptist denominations. One of my Catholic brethren actually said the sheer amount of Baptist Churches played a key role in his conversion.
So what are your thoughts on the billions of Baptist branches, and why are they so common?
Did I miss any Baptists? Let me know in the comments below! (Honorable mention to the Westborow Baptists too).
Truth be told, the Baptist branch of Christianity alone is probably responsible for at least 75% of the Protestant populace, and I find it very peculiar how they don’t see the absurdity in it all. Most of my friends and family have had many experiences with the massive amounts of sub-baptist denominations. One of my Catholic brethren actually said the sheer amount of Baptist Churches played a key role in his conversion.
So what are your thoughts on the billions of Baptist branches, and why are they so common?
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